Monday, January 23rd 2006

How Can Bush Still Be President?

Over the last couple of days I’ve been reading up on the events of the 11 September, 2001.

It amazes me that there hasn’t been a huge, national surge of protests against the US administration for all the blatant cover-ups and failures prior to and after 9/11. Even if only one quarter of all the facts claimed by the conspiracy theorists are true, that government is rotten to the core! How come you Americans never get any decent people to run your country and its security?

As I see it, what happened on the 11 September 2001 was …

It could also have been a combination of the last two, where the attacks were carried out by Al Quaeda et al. without any help from the US government, but the whole scenario was spiced up a bit by bringing the towers down. The whole building 7 thing makes this not all too implausible. Obviously, the explosives had been applied to WTC 7 before the 11 September. What’s to say Larry hadn’t done the same with WTC 1 & 2?

If 9/11 was/is one big conspiracy, then I must congratulate the Bush administration. I mean, the whole thing is just so unbelievably evil and rotten, who’s going to believe it? Lesson learned: If you’re plotting a conspiracy, make it such an over-the-top, gruesome plan that no one will believe it. Of course, there will be those who protest, but most people will just laugh at their outlandish claims.

Oh, that reminds me. You’ve got to read The Coincidence Theorist’s Guide to 9/11.

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